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Our collection of the 100 Best
Bumper Signs. Now available in two options that are both easy to remove
and won't damage the paint on your vehicle. |
Removable
Vinyl
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Magnetic |
Our
removable vinyl allows you to pull off the bumper sign easily without
leaving any adhesive residue or pulling off your vehicle's painted surfaces.
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A high quality magnetic
vehicle sheeting that allows you to install and remove your bumper sign
as needed. High quality 30 mil Magnum magnetic vehicle sheeting. |
| Note:
Removable vinyl is not intended to be re-installed after removal from vehicle. |
High
Grade Vinyl Lasts for Years |
We use high grade vinyls that won't fade or peel
for a minimum of 5 years. No more faded, hard to read bumper stickers! |
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Do you have a sign suggestion? Send to us at sales@top100signs.com
and if we use your suggestion, we'll send you a bumper sign at no charge. |
Click
On an Item Below to See the Sign Layout / Order |
#1 |
All
Men Are Idiots...I'm Dating Their King |
#2 |
All
Men Are Idiots...I Married Their King |
#3 |
Women
Make Great Leaders, You're Following One |
#4 |
I'm
Not Driving Fast, Just Flying Low |
#5 |
Ask
Me About Microwaving Cats For Fun and Profit |
#6 |
Get
Off the Phone and Drive |
#7 |
My
Kids Think I'm An ATM Machine |
#8 |
If
Everything Is Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane. |
#9 |
I
Still Miss My Ex-Husband, But My Aim is Improving |
#10 |
If
You Don't Like My Driving, Stay Off the Sidewalk |
#11 |
Keep
Honking, I'm Reloading |
#12 |
Student
Driver |
#13 |
I
Don't Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy It |
#14 |
Where
There's A Will, I Want To Be In It |
#15 |
Size
Does Matter |
#16 |
Hard
Work Has A Future Payoff, Laziness Pays Off Now |
#17 |
Better
To Understand A Little Than To Misunderstand A Lot |
#18 |
I
Child-Proofed My House, But They Still Get In |
#19 |
All
Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets |
#20 |
Criminal
Lawyer Is a Redundancy |
#21 |
Beauty
is in the Eye of the Beer Holder |
#22 |
Be
Kind To Your Kids, They Will Pick Out Your Nursing Home |
#23 |
I
Love Animals, They Taste Great |
#24 |
Friends
Help You Move, Real Friends Help You Move Bodies |
#25 |
Always
Remember You're Unique Just Like Everybody Else |
#26 |
Conciousness:
That Annoying Time Between Naps |
#27 |
It's
Lonely At the Top, But You Eat Better |
#28 |
As
Long As There Are Tests, There Wil Be Prayer In Public Schools |
#29 |
My
Wife Comes With Instructions, Lots of Instructions |
#30 |
I'm
Not Tense, Just Terribly, Terribly Alert |
#31 |
Don't
Bother Me, I'm Living Happily Ever After |
#32 |
Don't
Force It, Get a Larger Hammer |
#33 |
Guns
Don't Kill People, Postal Workers Do |
#34 |
Lead
Me Not Into Temptation, I Can Find It Myself |
#35 |
Stop
Repeat Offenders, Don't Re-elect Them |
#36 |
A
Fool and His Money Are a Girl's Best Friend |
#37 |
Reality
is the Only Obstacle to Happiness |
#38 |
I
Majored in Liberal Arts, Would You Like Fries With That |
#39 |
I
Is A College Student |
#40 |
The
Two Most Common Elements in the Universe? Hydrogen & Stupidity |
#41 |
I
Started Out With Nothing & Still Have Most of it Left |
#42 |
It's
Not Hard To Meet Expenses, They're Everywhere |
#43 |
Born
Free, Taxed to Death |
#44 |
This
is Not An Abandoned Vehicle |
#45 |
Women
Who Seek to be Equal to Men Lack Ambition |
#46 |
I
Thought I Wanted A Career, Turns Out I Just Wanted a Paycheck |
#47 |
Taxation
With Representation Isn't So Hot Either |
#48 |
A
Journey Of A Thousand Miles Begins With A Cash Advance |
#49 |
Time
is the Best Teacher, Unfortunately It Kills All Its Students |
#50 |
Health
Is Merely The Slowest Possible Rate At Which One Can Die |
#51 |
It's
ALL My Fault |
#52 |
I
Pretend To Work. They Pretend to Pay Me. |
#53 |
The
IRS Has What It Takes, To Take What You Got |
#54 |
Suburbs:
Where They Tear Out Trees and Then Name the Streets After Them |
#55 |
Seen
It All, Done It All, Can't Remember Most of It |
#56 |
Nothing
is Fool Proof To A Sufficiently Talented Fool |
#57 |
There
Are Two Kinds of Pedestrians, The Quick and The Dead |
#58 |
It's
As Bad As You Think and THEY Are Out to Get You |
#59 |
My
Other Vehicle Is A Broomstick |
#60 |
I'm
Still Hot, It Just Comes in Flashes |
#61 |
Forget
World Peace, Visualize Using Your Turn Signal |
#62 |
Caution:
Blonde Thinking |
#63 |
I'm
Driving This Way Just to Piss You Off |
#64 |
Cover
Me, I'm Changing Lanes |
#65 |
Driver
Has No Money, He is Married |
#66 |
My
Other Vehicle is a City Bus |
#67 |
Honk
If You Want to See My Finger |
#68 |
Better
Living Through Denial |
#69 |
I'm
Out of Bed and Dressed What More Do You Want? |
#70 |
Yes,
It Does Hurt When I Smile |
#71 |
Lottery:
A Tax On People Who Are Bad at Math |
#72 |
You
Are Depriving Some Poor Village of Its Idiot |
#73 |
Chaos,
Panic Disorder, My Work is Done Here |
#74 |
Who's
Kids Are These And Why Do They Call Me Mom |
#75 |
Errors
Have Been Made Others Will Be Blamed |
#76 |
Jesus
is Coming, Look Busy |
#77 |
I'm
in Shape-Rounds A Shape Isn't It? |
#78 |
If
You Can Read This, Turn Me Back Over |
#79 |
I'm
Always Late, My Ancestors Arrived on the Juneflower |
#80 |
GM
Service Centers: If It Ain't Broke, We'll Break It |
#81 |
Sorry
I Don't Date Outside My Species |
#82 |
You
Never Really Learn to Swear Until You Learn to Drive |
#83 |
Watch
Out For the Idiot Behind Me! |
#84 |
I
Brake For Hallucinations |
#85 |
I
May Be Slow But I'm Ahead of You |
#86 |
If
We Aren't Supposed to Eat Animals, Why are They Made of Meat |
#87 |
Cubicle,
A Padded Cell Without A Door |
#88 |
I
Souport Publik Edekasion |
#89 |
I
Break For No Apparent Reason |
#90 |
I
Just Got Lost in Thought, It was Unfamiliar Territory |
#91 |
Work
is For People That Don't Know How to Fish |
#92 |
The
Gene Pool Could Use a Little Chlorine |
#93 |
I'm
Not A Complete Idiot, Some Parts Are Missing |
#94 |
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#95 |
Some
People Are Only Alive Because It is Illegal to Kill Them |
#96 |
You're
Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Talk to Me |
#97 |
God
Must Love Stupid People, He Made So Many |
#98 |
I
Used to Have a Handle on Life, But It Broke |
#99 |
Wrinkled
Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grow Up |
#100 |
Don't
Take Life Too Seriously No One Gets Out Alive |
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Kastwell Inc.
